Posts Tagged excuses
On Tuesday morning, I just logged on quickly to check my emails and the news headlines while I had my breakfast.
Oh Look! Deer and Doe have a new dressmaking pattern out today. I like Deer and Doe.
Come on, you’ve got loads of patterns, you still haven’t done anything with, surely you don’t need any more.
Yes, but look, there’s an introductory offer of 20 % off and delivery is free. Plus, it’s a jumpsuit.
It’s a what?
You know, an all-in-one thingy – a boiler suit.
Get a grip woman, you haven’t worn one of those since the 80s.
Yes, but that was a bit utilitarian looking, sort of communist chic. This one looks all nice and drapey and it’s in jersey.
Yes, but where will you wear it?
Well, I don’t know but I bet Mlle Tialys the Elder would like this pattern too so she could share it which makes it good value. Then I could make the shorts version for Mlle Tialys the Younger to wear this Summer.
I thought you’d decided to make a blouse next.
Well, yes, but I’ve discovered I prefer making things that are a bit of a challenge these days and I’ve never made a jumpsuit before.
Perhaps there’s a reason for that,
But I’ve got the perfect jersey fabric in my stash and my overlocker is already threaded up with the right colour thread – it’s a sign.
That’s it, I’ve pressed the button, I’ve ordered it.
But how will you go for a wee?
Nooooooo! I remember now! Why didn’t you stop me?
I love finding excuses not to do the housework and today it’s 34 degrees outside and too hot to move let alone stand anywhere near a steam iron, but, if that wasn’t enough, here’s another one.
To count to a million, at a rate of one number per second, would take 11.5 days. To count to a billion would take nearly 32 years.
(courtesy of The Independent newspaper)
I’m up to 100 already….